Not a Corporate Coffee Company Launches "P.R. CRISIS!" – The Defiant Brew for anti-corporates!
Introducing P.R. CRISIS! – a MAXIMUM CAFFEINE medium/light blend of Tanzanian and India Robusta beans, brewed to ignite rebellion against corporate coffee culture. This coffee isn't just dirt water – it's a manifesto. Join the uprising and embrace the chaos when the shit hits the fan with "P.R. CRISIS!".
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