Battling existential dread about the economy, and your nihilistic world view? Try Tastes like Capitalism!
Sourced from the mountainous terrains of Colombia, this medium roast single-origin coffee embodies the essence of capitalism – bold, unyielding, and ruthlessly efficient. But fear not, comrades, for us at Not a Corporate Coffee Company, we're anti-capitalist capitalists. We've taken the very essence of capitalism and distilled it into a brew that mocks the system while keeping you caffeinated enough to continue questioning it.
So raise your mugs filled to the brim with our signature roast, Tastes like Capitalism – because even in the darkest depths of consumerism, there's always room for a joke. After all, what's life without a little irony?
CUPPING NOTES: Medium Acidity, Rounded Body. Dark Chocolate, Mango, Peach, Nice Complexity GRADE: Excelso, EP REGION: Tolima ALTITUDE: 1,500-2,100 M PROCESS: Washed and Sun Dried VARIETALS: Caturra, Castillo, and Tipica CERTIFICATION: Organic
